Grade: A+++++
Type: Sativa High
Smell: Strongly smell. Sticky
Taste: Good and Smooth Inhale and Exhale
Effects: Red eyes, chilled down, no pain, sativa highPotency: Good for daytime high. Very good experience
Good Strain For: Pain, depression, killing time, just good for everything
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hi from brisbane, ordered some of it because I suffer from derealization and depersonalization, I haven’t taken prescription meds for every political reason possible and due to the plethora of negative side effects so I’ve been medicating with dear old canabis for a while. This strain is the best day time strain I’ve ever tried. It’s the only strain that gives me the giggles, and makes everything enjoyable even when my perception on reality acts up. The smoke was a combo you sweet and harsh, tasted bland but in a good way, and the effects hit instantly. Weather I’m in class or driving off on a trip it leaves me in a perfect state of mind to do my daily rut but puts a film of enjoy-ability on it. Overall if you’re looking for something to ease stress, slap a smile on your face, and get you working with some creative euphoria then this is the strain for you!
robert*** –
All the way in Tasmania, the Pineapple Express, for me, is one of the top sativa’s available. First, I’m a retired Army First Sergeant…I’m pretty banged-up with a spinal cord injury, and a bad anxiety disorder (they call it PTSD. Pineapple Express, especially the sample I had from Altitude Organic, is very very reisiny. The green bud (with dark veins) produces the worst resin residue you’ll ever have on your fingers. Soap/ water won’t get it off…use isopropyl or a handy rag. This super sativa isn’t as stringy as green crack/golden goat…which makes rolling/burning a lot easier. The high is strong, but much more ‘enjoyable’ than other super-sativa’s. I was energized, but not nearly as hyper as similar strains. You’ll get ‘all’ the energy…but with a ‘much’ more euphoric/rewarding feeling. This is perfect for ‘daytime’ medicinal needs, and to other fellow soldiers suffering with anxiety… Altitude’s Pineapple Express will bring you more relief than any Xanex/Klonopin tablet could ever bring. Trust me…my case is severe, and this is my day/evening cure.
jayce Riler –
hi in sydney and This is def my favorite strain right now. Buds were nice and fluffy and coated with fur. Smells great. Leaves me talkative and happy. Some strains leave me feeling kinda spacy when I come down, not this one. A perfect high for going to work and dealing with nagging customers for 6 hours
**s**t –
hello TEXAS,I absolutely love this strain. It makes me so happy and I literally get so much housework done. I can accomplish anything on Pineapple Express while still enjoying a nice head high and the giggles. I get very talkative on this strain and come up with some genius ideas and am able to think about things in a new light. Almost like being able to think freely without the stresses of life taking over. Love it! will definetly be getting more from you guys
magarette –
from new zealand and I suffer from a panic disorder that, recently, has been disrupting my day to day life despite the fact I’ve been regularly taking prescription medication for the past two years. I was distressed and unwilling to up my intake of the meds for fear of the side-effects, so my boyfriend recommended cannabis as an alternative. After trying multiple strains with mixed results, this beauty took the gold. No anxiety spikes, no reality disconnection, and (as an unexpected bonus) better sex. If anyone has similar issues and hasn’t tried Pineapple Express, I highly reccomend it
*w*****6 –
hi in queensland and i ordered from you guys and this is my first experience with pineapple express and i highly recommend this to anyone who loves an amazingly euphoric sativa. The smell and taste are untouchable and the high is so euphoric and your mind and body are at peace
Dawn –
Excellent for Social Anxiety, and related emotional and physiological issues. Great Taste; slightly pineapple as one would expect. Its not a “Fat Bud” type, so new smokers may think its buds are thin. That is the natural growth of Pineapple Express flower buds; no worries.
Brittany green –
from new zealand and I got some Pineapple Express, it really met my expectations. Very strong, tight bud structure. It’s a lighter smoke with a delayed expansion so a couple seconds after you exhale you’ll start coughing. I got a very balanced crop and it smells just like trainwreck, with a more pineapple aftertaste. Its a hazy high, I don’t feel sleepy, or energetic, just sort of in a daze. It’s great in a joint. Make a cross joint and Seth Rogen himself may just knock on your door and ask for a puff. will hit you guys up next week
Alley c –
Obviously from reading all these reviews pex has its different affects on everyone. I’ve been really stressed, sad, overthinking etc and then I took a hit of this…like this strain makes me feel so happy it’s unbelievable. On the deadlocs(shout out blueface!) and thats literally it, I don’t even feel high rn I’m just so EFFING HAPPY. This the happiest I’ve been in a LONG TIME and I’m literally just sitting in my room.
Teresa B –
from Texas and it got a Mild smelling light little popcorn buds. Not sticky or sparkly. Smells mild, slightly floral and pineapple and fruits. I bought it because I like the parent strains. Moderate bowl was 2 little buds, maybe 250mg. Vapour was smooth. Very energetic and active and high that lasted over 2 hours.Wanted to get stuff done around the house. Talkative and giggly and a little horny. This stuff is perfect for a outdoor activities, parties, etc. Moderately good pain relief -warning- this is an active strain-you won’t sit still. Too much activity may have later consequences for arthritis patients.
jos**** –
from the Uk, WORKS SOOOO WELL FOR ANXIETY! As someone who suffers from panic attacks this strain is PERFECT for those who need to stay awake and not feel sleepy, but who usually get anxious from sativa’s. Made popular by the movie, I actually think this strain is underestimated for it’s uplifting, euphoric, and aphrodisiac effects. Great to smoke before going out with friends to ease anxiety, hours before bed during wind-down time (watching tv, reading, etc.), or for anything you feel you may need a calm mind and a motivational boost for. I smoked a large j about 15 min ago and am a photographer and stoked to edit some photos right now before going to bed. It also eased my anxious mind that was running all over the place. All of a sudden, I found my heart rate slowed and I had a smile on my face. Great for day use and evening use as well. Highly recommended
Rick paulson –
hi Adelaide sending greetings and i am Pretty new to smoking but this is one of the very few strains that I can honestly change me for the better. Makes me more talkative, social, energetic and helps relieve some of my moments with depression.
m***k –
I wasn’t that impressed visually with the buds, as they were moderately covered with trichomes. But the smell… wow this is one of the most unique smelling flowers ever. Smells citrusy, with a lot of sweetness, just like a pineapple. Complex stuff. Tastes almost the same as the scent. Effects felt very quickly, with mood alteration being rapid. Before I medicated my mood was a little cynical and down. After the first hit, I felt that things were alright, that the world is, was, and always will a beautiful place to exist. Unstoppable giggles ensued. I went for a hike, played guitar for hours, and just felt good to be human. Recommended highly for depression, creativity, and as an energy booster. Good vibes
yvonne…. –
hello from melbourn, demm “It’s like smoking a unicorn.” I can not get over how unbelievable this strain is. In concentrate form it tastes like you’re drinking a smoothie from booster juice. It has subtle body effects which kill pain without disabling you and there is zero burnout. The sativa effects are strong but not overwhelming, quite possibly the best sativa/indica mix for day time smoking. This is a great strain if you need to relax and feel good or kill pain throughout the day and I’d recommend everybody try it based on the taste alone
Henrickson** –
hi greetings from Tasnamia, the strain is Straight up happiness. This destroys depression. You can’t help but smile after you smoke this. This is a great strain if you have to deal with people you’d normally want to slap for being stupid or annoying. This is the stuff you smoke before dreaded family gatherings if your family is as dysfunctional as mine. You’ll be the happy peacemaker. great packaging and will definetly be getting more.. Happy new year
ava.. jacob –
writting from australia, and the strain is Simply amazing! My husband is a Leukemia survivor and this has helped his mobility, sleep, bodily pain, restlessness, mood. And it’s doing wonders for me as well. Oh yeah, helps with anxiety big time.
watson*** –
Where to begin….. This is a legendary strain! So much has already been said about Pineapple Express. I was lucky enough to finally try this strain recently, and I must say, my expectations were sky high- mainly due to claims like “Hands down the dopest dope I’ve ever smoked.” Aroma- To me, Pineapple Express has a floral/fruity smell. The name itself makes a lot of sense, and given this strains origins(Hawaiian/Trainwreck), I figured it would smell tropical. I wouldn’t say Pineapple is specifically apparent in the smell, but it definitely has a sweet smell. Taste- Sweet and Tropical. Truly great. The flavor is much more general than pineapple, as hints of citrus and other tropical fruits are present in my experience. Effects- With my few experiences, the best way to describe the effects is that it is a mood booster. I didn’t feel very energized after smoking it like I saw some people suggest, but it didn’t make me tired either. The high itself is well balanced. Not overly euphoric but enough to be satisfied. I had a fairly clear mind, and was able to hold conversations fine. Pineapple Express seems to be a versatile experience, as it can help you unwind without feeling very tired. Overall, Pineapple Express has a fantastic taste and aroma, while leaving you with a solid, well balanced high. I can’t say “It’s the dopest dope I’ve ever smoked”, but I was nonetheless pleased with my experiences